“Bitch Needs To Shut The Fuck Up”

  

Those words were typed by Perez Hilton, the self-proclaimed drag Queen of all Media. Unfortunately, those words weren’t directed to his lover’s daughter, Paris Hilton, but instead they were directed towards Ann Coulter for using the word “faggot” when talking about John Edwards. Perez wants to call Coulter a cunt but figures that it’s “way too kind.“ 

Hmm, are you upset Perezzie? Why should you be? You didn’t have much, in fact, anything, to say when Paris was hurling the “faggot” around. And please, we all know when the Remy’s in the system, you let the whole world know how you really feel. I mean, you don’t think Rachel Ray really loves Oprah now do you? Or that Mel Gibson really doesn’t blame the Jews for the death of Jesus. Let’s face it, drinking let’s it all out. But back to the subject at hand, Perez is a biased big headed looking chimp who’s still getting his loose booty hole rammed in by Richard Hilton. Way to go champ! AZUCAAAR!!

Oh the way, did you attend Paris’ birthday bash? Weren’t invited? UNFAIR! You’ve licked kissed enough ass to atleast work security.

To contact me, just shoot me an email: PerezTheHypocrite at gmail.com.

Is he or isn’t he?

If you’ve lived in a bubble for the past year, you might not know who Perez Hilton is. Luckily, Wikipedia is here to help you keep up with the times.

Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. (born March 23, 1978) is a Cuban-American celebrity gossip columnist/blogger of Galician background. He is known by the pseudonym Perez Hilton and his blog, Perezhilton.com (formerly Page SixSixSix), has become popular since its inception. He was born in Miami, Florida and is now based in Los Angeles, California.

Oh and by the way, he’s a very proud homosexual.

 But wait kids, there’s more!

Other readers claim his coverage of socialite Paris Hilton, her friends and family is biased while others have taken note of his absent coverage of stories or rumors casting Ms. Hilton in an unflattering light. However, unlike most gossip blogs, he often acknowledges and praises her for her “positive achievements“. Many bloggers have noted instances when Paris Hilton or her friends have commented about a socialite or actress and these comments have appeared in the blog verbatim as truth within hours.

Alright, now that you’ve been up to speed, you’re probably wondering just what the hell is the purpose of all this. Well, the purpose is to ask is Perez getting his cock sucked by Richard Hilton? Perez a hypocrite?

 ”But why would you say that, nameless faceless blog person?”

Well as a gay person, Perez doesn’t really like when straighters call his peers in the name of sodomy (can we joke?) as “faggots.” However he doesn’t have a problem with calling actors & musicans as “faggots” even though they haven’t actually come out of the closet, which makes for great comedy I guess.

In October, it was reported by the National Enquirer that allegedly (unless you can send me an mp3) Isaiah Washington, Dr. Burke of “Grey’s Anatomy,” called his co-star, T.R. Knight, “Dr. George O’Malley” a “faggot.” In fact, Washington was quoted, allegedly as saying, ”I’m not your little faggot like (name deleted).” And of course we now know the person he was allegedely referring to was our beloved “George.”

But last month, Washington made the possible career-ending mistake of saying the dreaded “faggot” on national tv. As seen here…

Perez did not like this one bit. In fact, he went into a “FIRE ISAIAH” tirade with almost every blog post being a Isaiah bashing post…

FIRE ISAIAH!

REHAD FALLOUT: ISAIAH LIKELY TO KEEP HIS JOB

ISAIAH CHECKS INTO REHAB

 WILL ISAIAH BE FIRED TODAY?

FIRE ISAIAH PETITION

ISAIAH’S SHADY PAST

DR. VIOLENT MCSTUPID FINALLY APOLOGIZES

There’s more but these links shall suffice. 

…which is fine with me since this is the good ol’ US of A where you can pretty much say anything (unless you don’t mind being blogged on and forced into thinking that speaking your mind is wrong) that’s on your mind.

However, since Paris Hilton (his name sake) was caught calling gays, “faggots” and African American’s, “niggers”, he’s yet to say anything about it. But why not Perez? Why not? Could the Richard Hilton sucking you off rumors be true?! Gosh, I hope not. :-O

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